I wish I looked good in jumpsuits. I wish I chose not to wear them because of how ugly they are, not because of how ugly I look in them. I wish I was the kind of person to leave online reviews; the kind of person who is helpful and has that kind of time in their life. I wish I hadn’t read that one negative review because now I can’t buy this geometric print creme/blue crisscross shift dress. Oh, how I wish.