J| Erratic Life Lessons

When in doubt,

continue.

Otherwise,

reevaluate.


Smile at every one,

even the one

with the camera

up your skirt.


Give it all

away.

Your dog,

away.


Fulfill your curiosity

not with

questions,

but with cats.


Giving up

means now

it’s someone else’s

to take.


Your weight

defines you.

Lose your weight,

lose your identity.


In case of fire,

call for

hot

firefighters.


No hablo ingles?

No problemo.

Vender

tacos.


Always have

one

black

friend.


*I contemplated titling this, “Erotic Life Lessons.” No hard feelings, please.

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